Shapelle Corby: "I want to go home"

Shapelle Corby wants to go home.

Funny, but I thought that was the point of jail? Made you wish to have your freedoms back and potentially regret your actions... mmm.

I wish we would stop having these bleeding heart stories every 6 months in which they have a vague reference at the end of the article to "the ugly one". No disrespect to Renae Lawrence, but you know she doesnt quite cut the mustard to be deserving of a lead story in the Telecrap because she doesnt have those doe-like innocent eyes and a nice rack like Shapelle.

/sarcasm off.