Wednesday, November 28, 2007

You know you're old when....

...the media keep banging on about someone and you have NO idea who someone is...
 
This is currently happening with me and the presses obsession with Amy Winehouse.
 
WHO THE FARK IS AMY WINEHOUSE???
 
All I know is she is a) scary looking b) married to some guy called Blake and c) Blake is in jail.
 
 

2 comments:

Dan said...

And that is pretty much all you need to know about her. And her random drug habit that she has no qualms about.

The press love/hate her over here, so consider yourself lucky ;)

Anonymous said...

Big C,

You realise what this means, don't you?

You are a married man, approaching middle age, and the vagaries of the music and pop culture world are slowly passing you by!

I'm prepared to bet you've even being saying things lately that begin with "You know, when I was a kid ..."

Happens to all of us. I'd suggest you sit back, and let it all whizz by.

I, for instance, have no idea what "bluetooth" is, nor do I know (or care) what a "Wii" is.

All part of getting older, my boy.

Uncle Scotty.