Wednesday, October 31, 2007

And idiots are not confined to America...

Tony Abbott.  You're an idiot.  The Labor Parties Health spokeswoman makes a significant point that the Liberal Party cant even organise itself to ensure Ministers can meet their committments...
 
Perhaps it was an Act of God Tony that kept you back??
 

And just for a laugh...

Here's another Chaser special clip on Americans...

Further evidence of stupidity

Further to my earlier posting today, here is a video clip from The Chaser interviewing Americans on the basic fundamentals of September 11. See what is happening people! Stupidity is catching!!

Thanks to Pete for bringing this clip to my attention.

More Crap News

I dont mean I have bad news, I mean that there is more "crap" in the news today...
 
Why does an Australian Idol evictee story occupy slots 1, 5 & 8 on the most read news articles in news.com.au today?  Why is it given a lead position on the website?  Why does it attract over 200 comments from people?
 
People, there is an election going on.  Read about the Health, Education and Foreign Affairs policies about the political parties.  Be informed of the Environment and the Economy.  Make an informed decision to cast your vote on November 24.
 
By all means enjoy Australian Idol if its your cup of tea, but what these stats tell me is that virtually all traffic coming into news.com.au is going into hyped up media dribble about a girl who got voted off a popularity contest.
 
As at 10:56am, here is the Top 10... it makes a damning indictment on the Australian People:
 
  1. Tarasai burns her last Idol bridge - IDOL rubbish
  2. 'Haunted' swing keeps rocking - this was in the news on Monday yet still occupies #2 position
  3. Hunter takes 'Bigfoot photo' - another drunken Kentucky farmer takes a photo of his mates wife and thinks its Bigfoot
  4. Top 10 mistakes bosses make - A poached story about some pseudo academic report on bad leadership
  5. Now Tarisai lets fly on Natalie - IDOL rubbish #2
  6. Hawkins blows off Gale feud rumours - More excuses to show Jennifer Hawkins in a bikini
  7. JT surly, no word on gay rumours - Justin Timberlake gay?  Who knows, who cares....
  8. Tarisai issues holy warning - IDOL rubbish #3...
  9. Little girl survives plane crash - An actual news story... its human interest, but its actually news... well done.
  10. US hunter takes 'Bigfoot photo' - More Kentucky Farmer, why?

So congratulations Australia... be ashamed, very ashamed.

 

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Odd Office Behaviour

The guy in the next "cube" calls the guy in the "cube" across the corridor and one two "cubes" down on loudspeaker phone (and I mean loud) and asks the other cube occupier to come over for a discussion...
 
Happens once a day at least... why cant he stand up and call in a marginally louder voice "Hey Stephen, you got a second?"
 
Is this normal behaviour?  Feel free to share your examples of Odd Office Behaviour...

When did the Taliban take over the US Justice System?

A 17yr old boy is sentenced to 10 years jail for receiving a consensual blow job from his 15yr old girlfriend.
 
Trivia:
 
Was this sentence imposed in:
a) Afghanistan
b) Iraq
c) Indonesia
d) The United States
When you have made your decision, read this and note the many biblical references...

Rail Fare Increase...

I was prompted last night by a bearded Dwarf wearing a bucket that I should write something about the proposed 6% increase of train fares and my stout friend was in deed looking forward to my rant about the hypocrisy of it all...
 
But, to disappoint him and other Dwarfs, I am actually ambivalent to it... in my personal experiences trains have improved marginally.  The new timetable does seem to work for my trains (and I cant speak for all lines) but the Mountain trains are reliable.  They leave on time and they have arrived on time in what I would consider reasonable accuracy.
 
In addition, as long as the fare increases go back into further improving reliability and other aspects such as security and cleanliness, then I dont mind the increase.  Train drivers, like anyone else, need pay increases to cope with the Howard Governments core promise of keeping interest rates low (except the 5 times that they went up) and to be honest, I am not ranting on about the trains like I used to.
 
So, fair pay for fair return of infrastructure.
 
Now that I have said this, my next train ride will be un-airconditioned, will run 30mins late and the driver will miss my stop....