LOL! Just heard this this morning when I got in…
The resident Office Lesbian here at work this morning was calling into the Wholesale Plumbing Supplies not far from the office as she is renovating the bathroom in her unit. She approaches the counter and asks the guy for a set of taps and after selecting the appropriate design, she says she would like a matching one for the tap inside the vanity unit that turns the water off completely. The sales guy looks at her puzzled and is having trouble understanding what she wants or why she wants it to match…
Our young “lady” in question starts to get a bit heated out of frustration and the conversation becomes a bit strained – strained enough that the manager comes out from the back of the shop to help out. He listens and says “You need a Stop Cock”
Pause.
“WHAT!!” Bellows our heroine.
Surprised at her aggression he repeats “You need a stop cock”
She goes ballistic and says “Well fuck you! Call me a dyke, a lesbian or even a man hater, but that’s disgusting”
Finally the manager clicks as to what he has said and blushes and says, “That’s what they’re called… and grabs off the shelf a piece of plumbing with the word “Stop Cock” on the label”
Hysterical laughter ensued…
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